| Livajoill | Дата: Четверг, 20.06.2013, 09:55 | Сообщение # 1 |
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How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.
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They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
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Did you find out about the piqued eyed teacher who lost her allot because she couldn't subdue her pupils?
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!
Ruptured pencils are pointless.
I tried to board some fog. I mist.
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I utilized to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.
Velcro - what a filch substandard!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington evidently command's fault.
I utilized to deem I was hesitating, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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