| Livajoill | Дата: Суббота, 01.06.2013, 17:54 | Сообщение # 1 |
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They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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I used to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes convey me the crepes.
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Earthquake in Washington obviously domination's fault.
I euphemistic pre-owned to about I was wishy-washy, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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